Looking Back At Football Shorts – Part Two

As we mentioned in the previous article, by the beginning of the 20th century pale knees began to emerge between the shorts and the socks as the league authorities relaxed their regulations.  By 1909 and the FA Cup final between Manchester United and Bristol City, the style of the kits and the length of the shorts were not that much different from those of today, although in the intervening years style have varied.

FA Cup 1909

FA Cup 1909

After a pause for the First World War, the leagues resumed following the conclusion of the conflict and the style of shorts once again seemed to lengthen to almost comic lengths.  Not only did they lower downwards, they also seemed to head upwards to Simon Cowell type areas with the waistband around the navel.

In fact long and baggy shorts remained de rigeur for some years and arguably until the mid-1960s when, perhaps influenced by relaxing social attitudes and other aspects of pop culture, the length of shorts followed the length of skirts and began to shorten.  This was probably a sensible move for the aesthetic quality of the football short and also as an aid to movement for the player – lighter garments did not weigh as heavily as the longer ones.

It all took a turn for the worse in the mid-1970s when shorts began to appear which were

1970s shorts

Unacceptable 1970s shorts

horrifyingly short and tight.  To make matters worse this was an era in which the fashion was for flowing locks and facial hair and spectators were treated to the bizarre sight of large, hairy blokes squeezed into skintight uniforms.  It probably appealed to a certain demographic though…

By the mid to late 1980s, shorts were returning to a style which could once more be deemed acceptable in polite society and perhaps with the advent of the Premier League in 1992 new sartorial standards were set in which the eye of the world was on the players and they knew it.  Hopefully we will never again see shorts which are too short or too long!

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Looking Back At Football Shorts – Part One

We’re not just about foxy chicks wearing shorts on this site; every now and then we like to chuck in an informative article about some short-related subject or other.  So today this is an article about football and how the style of shorts has progressed (or regressed) throughout the decades.

Football, or soccer, is a game which dates back hundreds of years in various forms; have a look at this article about Shrovetide Football.  No-one wore shorts back then though and even when less chaotic rules were formalised in Cambridge in 1848 there were no references to what players should be wearing.  Uniforms came along shortly so that spectators could tell the teams apart and it’s notable that in the early days headgear was also worn.

Darwen 1879

Darwen 1879

The first team to wear something approximating shorts appears to have been Darwen, a northern team comprised of mill workers who reached the FA Cup semi-final against the professional Old Etonians in 1879.  These shorts were essentially cut-off trousers held up by braces and were scoffed at by spectators.

By the late 1880s a number of teams had begun to appropriate this fashion.  The photo below features Burnley FC from the 1889/90 season.

Burnley FC 1889/90

Burnley FC 1889/90

So we now had something approximating shorts which replaced the ‘stockings’ – the full length leggings – which were worn previously.  However the word ‘shorts’ was not one that seems to have been in common usage or in fact any type of usage.  Players were also unable to show any of their pale skin, the long shorts which they wore – ‘knickerbockers’ – were designed to cover their knees and overlapped the long socks below.  This was not by choice – league rules specified this measure.

Anyway, by this point at the end of the 19th century we had something that looked like a pretty standard football kit which features shorts, socks and jersey which was designed as a team uniform.  It wasn’t until the beginning of the next century that the requirement to cover up the knees was relaxed but that’s for Part Two…….

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Natalie Portman and Sienna Miller Wear Short Shorts!

Natalie Portman (watch Your Highness movie trailer) and Sienna Miller share a taste when it comes to short shorts. The same shorts look very different on each – Natalie Portman wears the shorts more elegantly, Sienna Miller is kind of sporty. But both look great.

Natalie's elegant shorts

Natalie's elegant shorts

Sienna's sporty shorts

Sienna's sporty shorts

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Rashida Jones Wears Short Shorts!

Rashida's shorts

Rashida's shorts

Rashida Jones, Ann Perkins from the NBC commedy series Parks and Recreation, was wearing those elegant black shorts for a sparkling event in NY. Seweeet!

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Katy Perry In Shiny Shorts!

Strawberry Shortcake Katy Perry

Katy Perry wears shiny denim shorts, and what works best in her style is that she doesn’t take herself too seriously. It makes her look lighter. Here’s a version of those shorts, fashion for the sake of fashion:

Shorts Fashion

And here’s another picture of Katy Perry in good-mood shorts:

Fun Girl, Fun Shorts. Katy Perry

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